#heartlesslindsay #thankstumblr

#heartlesslindsay #thankstumblr

— 1 hour ago
#thankstumblr  #heartlesslindsay 
Round II is my beloved whiskey Diet Coke <3333 (at Von Trier)

Round II is my beloved whiskey Diet Coke <3333 (at Von Trier)

— 10 hours ago
It&#8217;s Mule time &lt;3 (at Von Trier)

It’s Mule time <3 (at Von Trier)

— 10 hours ago with 1 note
Helllo, Batman dildo. I&#8217;m in love. &lt;3

Helllo, Batman dildo. I’m in love. <3

— 12 hours ago with 1 note
Soooooo fucking good. Makes me want a damn Moscow mule!! Time to party, assholes!

Soooooo fucking good. Makes me want a damn Moscow mule!! Time to party, assholes!

— 14 hours ago with 1 note
Don&#8217;t worry, I got the eye boogers after this &lt;3

Don’t worry, I got the eye boogers after this <3

— 14 hours ago with 1 note
I can&#8217;t hear this song without also hearing you singing the chorus when you&#8217;d fart, after having me complain that you always let yours linger. I miss those laughs, man. Haha!

I can’t hear this song without also hearing you singing the chorus when you’d fart, after having me complain that you always let yours linger. I miss those laughs, man. Haha!

— 17 hours ago with 3 notes
Counting down the hours until it&#8217;s time for @obiwantaboneme&#8217;s birthday party! 

I realized today that this will be the third year in a row that I&#8217;ve attended her birthday parties! Man have things changed in that amount of time. Happy Birthday to a girl I feel I&#8217;ll know for a lifetime! I&#8217;m so ready to party for you tonight!! &lt;3

Counting down the hours until it’s time for @obiwantaboneme’s birthday party!

I realized today that this will be the third year in a row that I’ve attended her birthday parties! Man have things changed in that amount of time. Happy Birthday to a girl I feel I’ll know for a lifetime! I’m so ready to party for you tonight!! <3

— 18 hours ago
I&#8217;m calling this, &#8220;The final bud&#8221;. I&#8217;ve decided to take a marijuana hiatus. No, I&#8217;m not quitting, and to be honest I don&#8217;t even want to take a hiatus. But unfortunately I have a lot of bills piling up, legal issues to solve, and I&#8217;m realizing that a lot more of my money goes to this plant than I ever really realized. I did the math today, and this is just what needs to be done for the next two months. Until all of my bills and tickets are paid off, I have to say, &#8220;See you later&#8221;. I&#8217;ll be back before you know it, cause everyone knows we&#8217;ll need you at vegan Thanksgiving! &lt;3

I’m calling this, “The final bud”. I’ve decided to take a marijuana hiatus. No, I’m not quitting, and to be honest I don’t even want to take a hiatus. But unfortunately I have a lot of bills piling up, legal issues to solve, and I’m realizing that a lot more of my money goes to this plant than I ever really realized. I did the math today, and this is just what needs to be done for the next two months. Until all of my bills and tickets are paid off, I have to say, “See you later”. I’ll be back before you know it, cause everyone knows we’ll need you at vegan Thanksgiving! <3

— 19 hours ago with 1 note
My all-time favorite writer is F. Scott Fitzgerald. No one has ever evoked such emotion, spoke so highly of women, or written the way he does about love. They just don&#8217;t make &#8216;em like F. Scott anymore.

My all-time favorite writer is F. Scott Fitzgerald. No one has ever evoked such emotion, spoke so highly of women, or written the way he does about love. They just don’t make ‘em like F. Scott anymore.

— 19 hours ago
I may hate everything lately, but at least I don&#8217;t hate my body.

I may hate everything lately, but at least I don’t hate my body.

— 19 hours ago
zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

(Source: vhsdreamz, via il0vethenight)

— 20 hours ago with 119009 notes